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Funny ... Isn't It??

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Funny how a $100 "looks" like a lot when you take it to church

but not enough when you take it to the mall.

Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour

but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.

Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church are

but how short they are when watching a movie.

Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray

but don't have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

Funny how we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time

but we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings.

Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the Bible

but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.

Funny how people scramble to get a back seat at church services

but want to get a front seat at any game or concert.

Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a church event into our schedule

but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last moment.

Funny how hard it is for people to learn a simple gospel well enough to tell others

but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip.

Funny how we question what the Bible says

but believe what the newspaper says.

Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided

they do not have to believe or think, or say, or do anything.

Funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and they spread like wildfire,

but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.


Funny ... Isn't it?

Are you laughing?

Are you thinking?

Are you on your hands and knees repenting?

Spread the Word and give thanks to the Lord for He is good!

 

When you go to forward this web page to the people on your list how many will not receive it 
because you're not sure they believe in anythingand you don't want to offend them? 
How many will not receive it because you're afraid of
how they will view you if they did receive it?

Funny? … NO … It’s Sad!

How many people on your list will receive this message because you are proud of what you believe in
and are not afraid to show you are a true follower of our Lord Jesus Christ?

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